15 Things To Do Instead of Actually Working

  • Stalk your ex-best friend from the second grade on Instagram. Accidentally like a picture from 2004.
  • Ask your doctor if Lyrimera is right for you.
  • Tape googly eyes to furniture.
  • Try to break the Guinness World Record for loudest burp.
  • Write the first chapter of your autobiography, in case you ever become famous.
  • Drive around just to look out of the window and pretend you’re in a music video.
  • Try to solve a crossword puzzle. Give up to take a BuzzFeed quiz to see what Veggie Tales character you are.
  • Watch veterans come home. Cry.
  • Memorize the lyrics to the rap part of Justin Bieber’s “Baby.”
  • Stage an intervention for your peanut-M&M-addicted friend, who’s allergic to peanuts. And chocolate.
  • Learn Tai Chi. Knock over your mother’s antique Persian vase.
  • Have a conversation with Siri instead of going to a therapist.
  • Online shop. Ignore the fact that you’re too broke to afford anything.
  • Decorate your Christmas tree, no matter what time of the year it is.
  • Make a list of things to do instead of actually working.
  • Originally published on medium.com

    zoeyu

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