Princess

There once was a girl,
With goldeny curls.
A princess she was,
and pretty, just cause.

The wicked witch came,
To kidnap the dame.
The prince was so lame,
He burped up a flame.

The flame was so large,
It looked like a barge,
The witch climbed aboard,
Her weight snapped the cord.

This cord held the boat,
But it held it no more,
For the boat drifted off,
Far away from the shore.

Hooray cried them all
For the witch took a fall
But there still was the dragon
Tied up in a wagon.

He had green scaly skin
A face, tight and thin
Long arms,
a large belly.
short legs,
fat, like jelly.

The prince captured he,
but then scraped his knee,
While the princess was tending,
to his wound, it was mending.

He started to cry,
for he wanted to fly.
Away from the dragon,
away from the wagon.

The princess slapped he,
he then looked at she,
What was that for,
You're a big wimp and more.

I was stuck in that tower,
You were singin' in the shower.
I was fighting off danger,
You were home on the ranger!

I can't stand it no more,
and she walked out the door.
Slammed it in his face,
it was a disgrace.

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