Yeti Rainbow

Talon

    Rainbow yeti
Over the rainbow there is an army of yetis ready to attack the fair tail world called earth they have been building their army under the great General Shea-yeatiface-ducksauce, who rides his magic unicorn into battle screaming remember the titans, which means nothing because we are all yetis here. Our great leader Master Dictator Yeti is said to have lots of the money, but we don’t need money because we can fly and everything we ever wanted comes from our fur. Our fur can cut through human flesh and once we take over the human world so we can finally see the true colors of the rainbow, we will make ford make us all mustangs because they are pretty and fast, but mostly because we can, even though we can fly very fast. Yetis from over the rainbow are very good at poetry here is a poem I master dictator yeti wrote just now. Roses are gray violets are gray we are going to take over all of man kind and eat them with potatoes this poem doesn’t rhyme. And we make the best songs, but some are still good and some are even good also, but they are not the best song ever. Yetis when they come of age turn their parents into smoothies and drink them with potatoes. Potatoes go good with everything mostly because they are good and good things are good when it’s good time. We march on the human kind now today kind of because of the time zone difference its actually taking place now so die humans hope you like potatoes.