Disapointment, with a side of surprise.
Huh, a Keurig. I wonder what that is.
Sounds like a breed of dog. I hope it is, dogs are awsome. It's probably one of those cool German ones.
Finds Wikipedia page for Keurig. Doesn't bother to actually check the link before opening it in a new tab.
Looks interesting. I wonder what it loo--hey wait a minute, this isn't a dog at all! It's a coffee machine.
Well that was a let down. Wasn't even close to a dog at all.
Sees the word stoma.
Huh, I wonder what that is.
Wait, what is that? It's a--oh nonononnonononono.
Hey, I wonder what--
And so the cycle continues.