1.Don’t play graveyard with a blanket over your head, you’ll go to the hospital
2.Fire ants do NOT in fact live under your bed waiting for the right time to attack when you sleep
3.Leave the room when Mufasa died, it will hurt your heart. Badly.
4.Don’t get your hopes up by wanting to be the president of the United States
5.It Is impossible to get a pet giraffe
6.Eat as much food as you want, you have enough energy to burn the calories
7.You don’t have just one layer of skin, it regrows
8.Be weird, be yourself. But, not too weird
9.When someone says “Duck!” there is not going to be a duck hitting your face.
10.DO NOT EAT THE PIG FOOD
11.Don’t quit golf, tennis is not your thing
12.Counting all your mosquito bites will want to make you itch them more
13.Don’t ask your sisters for high heels, you’ll hurt yourself
14.Don’t go down stairs with high heels, you will end up eating carpet