kitchen stairs

"Hey, Bill," said Bob, "want to go to the haunted mansion?"
"What?" said Bill. "The haunted mansion!? Are you crazy?!"
"Fine," said Bob. "I'll go by myself."
"No! I will go, too," said Bill.
~CREAK~
"Well, here we are at the haunted mansion," said Bill.
"Why are we in the kitchen?" said Bob.
"Hey! Some stairs....," said Bill. "Let's go!"
"This place gives me the creeps!" said Bob
"A muumy's tomb! Let's open it!" said Bill.
"The mummy is.....ALIVE!" said Bob. "let's get our of here!!!"
"That was scary!" said Bill.