stomach

Feed me.

You'll get your turn alright? Just give me a minute.

Feed me NOW.

You'll get your turn now be quiet, you're beginning to sound like I'm squeezing an empty ketchup bottle. And I'll also have you know that you're scaring the children.

I am not, most of these kids are in your grade.

That's not the point I was trying to make, now please settle down.

It doesn't help that you had chilly and hot dogs last night for dinner.

Well I'm sure you'll be able to try, you've gotten through worse before.

........How about now?

Rectum had to wait half an hour one time, you don't get any special treatment.

You don't understand, I'M HUNGRY. And Driver's Ed makes me even more hungry, couldn't we have gotten something to eat before we got there?

I was late as it was; I didn't want the situation to spiral out of control.

You're exaggerating.

And you have no endurance.

That's not what your girlfriend said last night. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I can't believe you just said that.

Said what?

You're so immature.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Yes you do, you just said it.

Well it's not like you wouldn't have said the same thing if you were in my position.

Well you've got me there.

Ha! You owe me some poutine now.

Except I don't.

And why is that?

Because I don't have a girlfriend.

You don't?

I do not.

Do not you?

Not I do?

Since when?

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