why is monologue not a genre?
(A monologue from the perspective of my character in my theater troupe. She is twenty-two, rides a motorcycle, wears combat boots, has very Catholic parents, is very lonely and is afraid of heights.
Disclaimer: Any opinions expressed in this monologue are purely those of the fictional characters and do not represent the opinions of me™.)
Why is everybody so STUPID?
I know what you'll say— oh, honey, have faith in people. You're just frustrated; not everybody's as dumb as you think. Okay, fine. I don't care. Just explain ONE stupid thing to me— God. What the hell are you people thinking? There's a stupid GUY in the stupid clouds, watching you? I mean first of all, that sounds like a psycho stalker, and anyway he can't be watching everybody at once, but second of all PEOPLE CAN'T FLY. Come on, we've all tried. So, what, God's a bird? God's a friggin' bird that can make more than one opinion at once? Read more »