Oct 12
Gyury the Destroyer's picture

I am different


I am different, I feel different, I act different, I am me. At a glance I look like everyone else, though if you knew me, you could pick me out of a crowd. One thing, I almost always wear a sweatshirt or hoodie, I’m not exactly sure why. I’ll purposely do bizzare things to make others feel uncomfortable, for example once I sawed a banana in half, scooped out the contents of the peel with a knife and then poured chocolate milk into it and drank it. Occasionally I’ll wear things to make me stand out, once I went to Boston and I wore a bright green octopus hat, other times it’ll be less noticable, for example I once wore a skeleton costume under my sweatshirt and would reveal this at random intervals. My favorite instrument is the kazoo and I’ll even bring it on school trips to annoy others, sometimes I wonder why I find joy in annoying others. Oh wait I know why because I am different, and I am me.
 
Oct 12
Alexander wiedrick's picture

Silly Guitar Man


The man strumming his guitar says to you, “You’re a different soul, aren’t you?”

I know i’m not though. “That’s silly” I say.

I walk away from him thinking that that was stupid. What would make me different? I’m no special snowflake. I wake up and eat breakfast like everyone else. I go to school like everyone else my age. I go home and do my homework like most people my age. I don’t believe that i’m special and he shouldn’t either. I have a pet dog like most people. I live in a house like most people. I like to play video games like most other boys my age. That dude was being silly, and I don’t do silly.
 
Oct 05
lana.W's picture

What Do I Say?

How is he that attractive?
Is that really his face he just...
wears for days?
I've
 been caught once or twice in the act of
staring with a heart-eyed
gaze.

So far out of reach, yet I yearn for his attention.
My GOD, he looks good in pink!
(It's just a crush, I guess I should mention
(A standard edition case of puppy love...
(I think)))

Right when I've thought of the right things to say
he comes out of nowhere...
Taking words away.


He's walking my way,
This can only end in mishap.
Wait! What do I say?
"HeY! HoW's iT gOiNg, dO YoU LikE UkuLeLes ToO?! Oh mY gOD cOoLl!!"
Crap...
Oct 02
marcheso's picture

Wild Bill


In the fall the humans undergo a catastrophic change. The wild Bill becomes very unpredictable. He goes down on all fours and attacks his prey by lunging forward and digging his sharp teeth into the body of a helpless deer. All humans become savage but the wild Bill is unlike any other. Once winter hits he will find a cave and burrow though in spring he will be back to normal, but the process will start over again in the fall so you have to prepare and beware of the wild Bill.
 
Oct 02
MTBcello88's picture

WINTER RAP. (by a cat)

ze little white fluffz 
fall onto da mee
I eat them in my sheep
they wet and cold and yeet

I Climb the prickly indoor-tree
I knock the apples off-
oops, not apples.
they shatter on the floor.
I run away and hide...

hot chocolate snowball cake
chicken flavoured gravy lake
cheezitz in my snake

cheezburgerz? 
nop.
Pinehpplehs?
nop.  

not-applez in my chocolate kaik
cheesit flavoured cheezy shake
snowballs in my face

ze little white fluffz 
fall onto da mee
I eat them in my sheep
they wet and cold and yeet.
Sep 30
Da Quinstah's picture

A Kid


  There’s this kid named Quinncy. I heard he enjoys to hangout with his friends and laugh, have a good time. Someone said he was a little nervous about high school at first, but seems to know now that it’s just the same school he’s been going to for the past two years. You don’t know what he looks like? Well, I saw him in the hall, he looks to be about 5’7” with black hair and brown eyes. And I also saw that he has some friends, he doesn’t look like he should, but he has people that talk to him at lunch and in the halls. He was an honors student all throughout middle school, played soccer and did track as well as cross country for sports. Quinncy seems to like some different types of music. You’re asking if he likes Lil rappers? No, actually I heard that he hates them. He enjoys some Biggy and 2Pac though. And he said if he wasn’t stuck in a time machine frozen in the 90’s, that he likes Blackbear, some G-Eazy, Hoodie, you know?
Sep 30

Maria Antonia Rap

Maria. Antonia. Josepha. Johanna.
Maria. Antonia. Josepha. Johanna

Austria girl
I was born and raised
but that was years ago
in the good old days

Didn’t want no schooling 
Thought it was a bore.
But you get a lot of tutors
when your Dad’s the emperor.

Nine years old and oops, daddy died!
I’d say hush up but Mama don’t cry 
She just marry off her girls 
to some famous rich guy.

So they powdered my hair
fixed my teeth with a wrench.
Said  “Now your name’s Marie
And your gonna be French!

Hop in my carriage 
Ready for some romance
Meet Mr Louie 
And he take me off to France.

Life is full of
parties, dresses and bling.
People say “We’re starving!”
I’m like “talk to the king.”

Funeral bells! The good king’s dead!
Out on the streets, all the people said
Sep 25
MTBcello88's picture

UHhhhh................ NOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!! #2


Hello.




My name is bill the bump of lump.




Two of my toes are tiny pieces of timberwood architecture.




The other seventeen are small artifacts from the gallery of tate modern artistry.





BOOgert



Meekle is the name of my friends doat.



It’s a mix between a cat and a dog, but it kinda’ sounds like goat, so it’s part goat too.




Don't try to pet him.
 
Sep 24
MTBcello88's picture

Ummm... NOOOOOOT!

Hallo!

I have three toes
one is in California
just 'cause that goes
with everything 

like

uhh...

BREAD!!!!!!

'allo!

I have four toes. 
one is STILL in California
and seven are in my noes
**nose
I have four now 
'cause I pulled one
out of my brother's ear,
lost one in a river,
and conjured one
with my magykal 
BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, uh, that equals four. 
Sep 21
mat.the.man's picture

the dock boy


Giotto Lykourgos was alone, walking to the dock.  He just lost a loved one.

Someone really close to him.

He doesn't want to think about it.

But that's the only thing that he can think about.  

He just lost his brother.

His only friend.

His best friend.

His brother Claudio Lykourgos was only 15.

It was his Birthday!

Giotto was filled with mixed feeling.  

His older brother by one year had just died.

They way he died was he got hit by a truck while trying out his new bike he had just gotten.

Why did life have to be so hard.

Giotto was now crying.

It started raining.

He could feel the waves smash into the dock.

His parents were at the house morning the loss.

He couldn't talk to anyone, He just missed his brother so much.  

Then Giotto heard a noise in the water he looked up.
Sep 20
MTBcello88's picture

MTB#2!!!

YEET

YEET

YEET

YEET

YEET

FOOD
YEET 

EET

*Y
FOOOD

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAHAA YEET!

[Sounds that come from mouth while you MOUNTAINBIKE!!!!!]
 

Sep 04
Fiona Ella's picture

jack the overrated


So this was partially born out of a conversation my mother and I had about how ever ripoff serial killer in television is doing jack the ripper and partially off a writing prompt I found suggesting serial killers are connected via the dark web. I apologize if serial killer comedy crosses the line. This is a semi continuation of a tiny write I made a while back, which I will put at the bottom if I can unearth it. Didn’t start out to continue that, it just turned it that way. 

“So. For my next one, I was thinking of Jack the Ripper.”
”Jack the Ripper?”
”Classic, right?”
”So not classic. Dude, Jack the Ripper is so overdone. I mean, I was talking to Rob just last week, and he’s just done Jack the Ripper! And Tammy from Sheffield did it years ago, remember Tammy? She was so mainstream. You want to be as mainstream as Tammy?”
”What? No! I just thought... it’s overdone because it works, right?”
Jun 28
humor 1 comment challenge: Genie

The Cat

The cat was walking along with an itch.  It was so uncomfortable.  Right on its back.  The WORST place ever.  He was just trying to itch it.  He swears.  He rubbed his back against a post.  It was too smooth though and didn't really help.  Then he found the perfect lamp that had a design on it.  It was so perfect.  Almost to perfect,  The cat would have questioned it but he was too busy scratching his itch to question it.  Then out of nowhere a genie popped out POOF!  The cat was so startled it let one go as we could say.  Then it turned to the genie and in catel asked what he was doing here.  The genie responded in catel that the cat had three wishes and all the genie stuff blah blah blah.   The cat asked for the three things that came to him.  His first request was more food.

Jun 28
humor 0 comments challenge: Genie

The Cat

The cat was walking along with an itch.  It was so uncomfortable.  Right on its back.  The WORST place ever.  He was just trying to itch it.  He swears.  He rubbed his back against a post.  It was too smooth though and didn't really help.  Then he found the perfect lamp that had a design on it.  It was so perfect.  Almost to perfect,  The cat would have questioned it but he was too busy scratching his itch to question it.  Then out of nowhere a genie popped out POOF!  The cat was so startled it let one go as we could say.  Then it turned to the genie and in catel asked what he was doing here.  The genie responded in catel that the cat had three wishes and all the genie stuff blah blah blah.   The cat asked for the three things that came to him.  His first request was more food.

Jun 12
humor 0 comments challenge: Cows

Grain Issues

“This grain tastes funny”

“It's rye and oats”

“That explains it”

“Yup”

“Do I look good with my tail-hair extensions?”

“No”

“Oo, You are so gonna get it”

“Sure”

“Ya well you smell like poo”

“So do you we’re cows”

“You smell worse”

“Cool “

“S-so Bye”

“See ‘ya”
Next Day:
“This grain tastes funny…”


 
Jun 05

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