script

This is the one act that I've been working on...
Auditions will be on wednesday fro those that attend MMUHS.
be there or be square. IT will be epic.

Characters:
Eurydice
Orpheus
Hades
Stones
Father/mother

Stone 1: This
Stone 2: Is
Stone 3: Eurydice.
(stage lights come up. Eurydice and Orpheus center.)
Stone 2: Do you know the story of Eurydice?
Stone 1: The story of Orpheus?
Stone 3: It is a sad tale indeed.
All stones: We are the stones.
Stone 3: I am the Tall stone
Stone 2: I am the small stone
Stone 1: I am the LOUD stone.
All stones: We will tell you the story.
Stone 2: One day, while walking through the forest, the great musician Orpheus met a young girl.
Stone 1: Her name was Eurydice.
Stone 3: She was a wood nymph, and swayed by his powerful music, the kind that can move every mortal man, every animal, and even stones, .
Stone 1: She fell in love
2: And Orpheus proposed.
3: But the night of the wedding

(I should start this by saying this is really politically incorrect and pretty inappropriate at times. Now you can't say I didn't warn you.
This is something I'm writing because of two things: 1) the election and 2) there's a chance the Drama Club at my school might produce something I write. It's for parody purposes, guys. I'm not as prejudiced as the people I write about.
This is still progress. I plan on adding to it more.)

Moderator: Welcome the First American Unreasonable Debates, where the two most unreasonable parties in politics will be discussing their platform wedge issues. I’m Shelly Bates, and I’ll be the moderator tonight. On my right is General David Butsch of the Fear Party and on my left is Former Senator Michael Quincey of the Apathy Party. David, your opening remarks?