This message goes out to all shoe shelvers, knot tiers, and lace extraordinaires!!! I am here to offer you an offer that you can’t refuse!!! The mystical, magical, one of a kind...SHOE LACES!!! Loop lovers will go crazy for this product. The come in many different colors like pink, red, purple, blue, and the most commonly known, white!!!!!!! Feet people are doing flips for this. You can use them for more than just boring, old,shoes! (Well, they won’t be boring with the laces!!!) You can just tie them for fun, you can knot them in knots, and you can tie them all together to make a jump rope!! A JUMP ROPE!!! That would take some extreme knotting, though. Now, this may be a problem with people that can’t tie their shoes so, if you can’t, then STOP reading this message!! There’s a velcro store right down the street! But, who likes velcro? It just sticks together whenever it feels like it. Just like a magnet. But not like a magnet. The details are too difficult to explain.