Jan 22
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Smoking lounge

Wall
Maybe a classic classroom door
It might be a gazebo
In the courtyard
Of the local high school
And in this area, people come and go 
And these people
They might be under the age of 18
They are lighting cigarettes
The school board coming
This area of the school
To be a smoking lounge
It’s 1990

There’s a girl 
She goes to a public high school
Her public high school is in the third most liberal state in the world
She walks into the bathroom
And instantaneously 
An aroma
Of not so fresh mangos 
Blows into her nose
And the window is open
And there is probably a kid walking outside
Who feels the breeze against his face
And the formaldehyde goes into his nostrils
And now he starts thinking about mango

It’s 2020
Here's the difference after a span of 30 years
Instead of a dedicated room made for students
Who wanted to smoke
Jan 22
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Ode to Five Guys



1,600

That is the number of Five Guys around the world

In 1986 a dream was born

A dream that today still fills our stomachs to the brim with scrumptiousness

Your milkshakes have stolen the hearts of many

Your name has set an impossible standard

That the great Irish M whimpers at every time you are mentioned
6,594,637,500

That is the number of burgers that have filled the stomachs of millions of satisfied customers

That is the number of burgers that every Five Guy’s cook has poured their hearts into for the past 33 years  
Their fries crunch in your mouth 

With a beautiful greasy but not too greasy

And salty but not to salty taste. 
   Five employees

Maybe six

In every location around the world

Are slaving away at the grill

Until
Feb 03
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The Train, The Swiss, And the Money Bag

The Train, The Swiss, And the Money Bag

It was a sunny day and all was well at the Liechtenstein-Lugano train station. Francois and Ursula were going back to Geneva, from their holiday in Liechtenstein. The two lovers had been married for fifty years, and we're excited to go back to their quant flat in downtown Geneva. Ten minutes before their train arrived, a man dropped something out of his backpack and Ursula saw it. She told the man he had dropped it, but he was wearing headphones, and thus could not hear her. When Ursula went to pick it up and give it to him, he was gone. Francois looked inside this mysterious package and what he found was incredible. $100,000.
Jan 15
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My Experience With 70 Degrees (revised)

60⁰ and I were sitting in my room playing Rocket League. He was destroying me. ¨I have to go to the the bathroom, but even when I'm in there ,you'll keep losing.¨ hut up Idiot!¨ I exclaimed. ¨ should respect the weather.¨ He said, yellin from the bathroom. Just then 70⁰,my other ACQUAINTANCE, climbed through the window and shut it.¨AHHH!¨ I screamed, ¨Get off!¨ 70° was sitting on me, slowly exterminating every last bit of my friend, 60°. “You know, you really should respect the weather,” He said “ Or else I will make you.” 70° then stood up, hopped of my couch, and broke through my window. Just then 60° came through the bathroom door. “That smells!” I exclaimed. “If it smells, clean it.” Said 60⁰. “The windows broken, clean it.” “70° is splattered on the ground, cl- -aiaiaiaiaiai!”


 
Jan 10
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My Experience With 70 Degrees



    ¨AHHHHH!¨ I screamed,, ¨Get of!¨ 70° was sitting on me, slowly exterminating every last bit of my friend, 60°. “You know, you really should respect the weather,” He said “ Or else it will make you.” 70° then stood up, hoped of my couch, and broke through my window. Jus then 60° came through the bathroom door. “That smells!” I exclaimed. “If it smells, clean it.”She said. “The windows broken, clean it.” “70° is splattered on the ground, cl- -aiaiaiaiaiai!”
 
Oct 30
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Surrounded By Haters In The Fall

                        Surrounded by Haters In Fall
By Henry Adrian

Y'all ready for this poop?

Here we go.

Fall, it makes you think

About how your face looks like a ship just sank

But when I think of fall, the leaves look like they’re covered with ink...

I think it’s really dank

Haters think they can hide behind the leaves

But I’m dodge’n and slash’n with my rake

They’re punch’s and swings I weave

And the news they’re spreading is fake
ooooo ….. These haters think they can hide in the dark

But I’ma come at them like a shark

These haters they’re surrounding me

People say i’m a bad rapper

That’s true, but at least I’m not a bad dabber

I Naruto run in the fall

But when you step down the stairs

You drop like a doll in the wind of fall