One day, at the end of the school year in England, George’s best friend, Bob, invited him on an electric scooter trip to the Amazon Rainforest. George asked his parents if he could, and they said, “Yeah, sure! Just remember to pack your lunch”. So they set out on their adventure.
They rode to the ocean in about five minutes, and when they got there they bought boat engines and duct taped them on to their scooters. They also bought water skis and taped those on too. The scooters/water skis/boats worked, but they couldn’t steer!!! So they went and bought a fin to tape to the front wheel. After much tinkering, the scooters worked, and Bob and George set off across the ocean.
When they got there, ten minutes afterword, they put really big wheels on their scooters and went through the forest. On their way, they had to dodge lots of cats that jumped out of trees and mewed at them. They set the world record for most cats dodged, and won a million dollars each for it.
When George and Bob got home, they found out that both of their families had won billions in the lottery. At this point, probability gives up, and everyone in the world gets struck by lightning.