Cure for Boredom

    Everyone gets bored and boredom is terrible. If there was a cure to boredom, I think it would be a pill. The things that you put in the pill would be saw dust from a Red Maple Tree, the medicine Pepto Bismol, and fur from a rat. The reason these would be chosen is because those ingredients do not go together at all, and when you think of the cure for boredom, the cure for boredom is random things going together. The pill would be the size of a regular thumbtack and ¾ of it would be blue; the rest, light grey. After you swallow the pill, it would take 10-15 minutes before it would start to work. Once it starts to work, you will get the strange desire to go outside and run. But your body will prevent it from happening. This will happen because when you take it, the pill will make you feel productive, but it will also make your body feel very tired for the time. When the urge goes away, you will get a burning sensation in your ears. This will be semi-painful and  very uncomfortable. Two to three minutes later it will wear off and suddenly you just won't feel bored anymore. After about 45 minutes the pill will start to wear off and when it does you are going to go back to feeling the same amount of boredom as before.