The Joke

Hey, Hey you... Yes you who else is reading this paper. Pardon me... but do you want to hear a joke?... You do? Great! Why did the students eat their homwork? Becuase theire teacher told them it was a peice of cake.  Want to hear another one? Ok, ok, Whats black white and red all over?...
An embaresed zebra... ok you 5 more... JK 2 more... How many prisoners can you fit into an empty jail cell... One after that the cell isn't empty anymore!... What is the difrence between a jeweler and a jailer?... A jeweler sells watches while a jailer watches cells! 
 
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CrystalWaters

VT

14 years old

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    Missing You

    I miss you so much but for some reason there's this anger bubbling inside of me. I want to scream in your face and jump into your arms at the same time. I don't know whats come over me but I cant control it, I feel as if I might explode.

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    The Friendship Pledge

    This is the friendship pledge, by saying this you promise to be my best friend through thick and thin and to never let anything get in way of our friendship. And know that this goes both ways

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    Hope

    What we need right now is hope,

    the world is upside down right now,

    I feel like I'm walking on a tightrope,

    just one misstep from falling,

    into a pit of darkness

    but we need to stand strong

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