How Incredibly Awkward

Well this is awkward
There's an empty page in front of me and I don't know what to put on it...
How uncomfortable!
Why doesn't this sheet of paper say hi?
We're acting like middle schoolers!
I thought we were past this!
I know this paper saw me...
Maybe it's waiting for me to say something!
I should just go up and start a conversation, 
But that might be weird.
Ugh this is SO cringey.
We are being so immature!
I just want to run away but I can't...
I'm stuck here with this surly piece of paper who can't get itself together enough to just talk to me!
So rude.

Maybe it thinks I'm the one being rude! 
I should just leave. 
Or walk by silently radiating angst.
Because that's definitely a good way to make someone like you... 
What am I doing?!?
I'm more mature than this. 
I'm just gonna do it!

Hi. I don't believe we've met. I'm a writer. What are you?