Over the Phone Skit

Mom: I need to call my mom. Brrrrriiiiiiinnnnnggggg!!!!!!

Grandma: Hello?

Mom: Hey, Ma.

Grandma: Who is this?

Mom: It's your daughter.

Grandma: Who?

Mom: Your daughter, Katherine.

Grandma: Oh, yes! It's you! Why are you calling me at this time of night?

Mom: Ma, it's only 2:30 pm. 

Grandma: What did you say?

Mom: I said- never mind.

Grandma: Now, where did I put those cracklechip cookies?

Mom: Cracklechip?

Grandma: Don't question me! Now help me find them!

Mom: Ma, I'm talking to you over the phone! How can I help you?

Grandma: Wait, I thought you were at my house!

Mom: Ma, I was two days ago, but I had to drive back home with my kids!

Grandma: Kids? What are their names?

Mom: Ma! You don't know my kids?

Grandma: Are they the two that used my bathroom two days ago? 

Mom: Probably, I don't know! You know what? I can ask someone else my question. Bye, Ma!