Apr 10
silberms's picture

This is you last chance


This is your last chance
It's looking bad at bad at first glance
The home team doesn't have a chance
The umpire is from Southern France

They need 3 runs to win the game
The coach needs to file an insurance claim
The 1st baseman's in the hall of fame
If they lose that'd be a shame

Full count two outs, bottom nine
The pitcher is very fine
Down be three
Everyone getting that Vitamin D

The pitcher winds up and delivers to pitch
The batter the batter surely must have a twitch
The batter hits a grand slam
And the crowd goes bam!