Dec 02

giant goat problems.

life was hard. that's it. period. but you people didn't have to come and make it even harder! now I have to deal with a giant goat! and common! it's not even a cute giant goat! it's a huge, ugly, (Bleeped out for the untainted ears of small children), crop consuming, huge poo creating goat! good flipp'n heavens it's eaten the corn! your giant goat, has eaten my corn! so please, I beg of you! move the goat. please, spare a poor farmer a death-by-starvation/crushing-caused-by-the-voracious-appetite/output-of-this-giant-goat, fate! 

thank you very much. 
                    warmly(or rather quite ragingly) the poor farmer, mentioned above.