OOPS
Me: When is my party?

Mom: This Saturday.

Me: This Saturday?

Mom: Yes

Me: Are you sure?

Mom: Yes!

Me: The invitations said next Saturday.

Mom: That is when the party is!

Me: You just said this Saturday!

Mom: It is this Saturday!

Me: Are they two different parties?

Mom: No!

Me: What is the date?

Mom: 5/7/2020

Me: That’s next Saturday.

Mom: What does the date on the invitations say?

Me: 5/7/2020

Mom: That is when the party is!

Me: I told you! :)