The phone you cracked- a bow I will
You propped it on the windowsill.
That bruise you got- my hands I’ll clap
You didn’t see the door of glass.
The food you burned- I’ll give a toast
Because you thought to boil roast
The game you lost- I shake your hand
You thought chess was candy land.
That F you got- my hat I tip
Because the page you failed to flip.
The life you live- I say hooray
You did this all in just one day.