Jun 11
poem challenge: 100

"Grandpa why is the attic filled with toilet paper?"

"Grandpa why is the attic filled with toilet paper?"

"Well, honey back in the ol' days we used to have a thing called coronavirus."

"cah-wonna-viwus?"

"co-rona-virus. Ah, it was a bloody thing. It was GERMIES! And bad ones too!"

"Grandpa I don't like germies. even the good ones."

"Nor did I."

"I have my woah-bot to clean me."

"We didn't have those back then."

*grandpa starts crying*

"b- b- back then."