“I don't understand. I am a curmudgeonly frog. I don't want to understand. Say it again and I will ignore you.”
“Do - you - eat - flies?”
“Well. Your flies are going to eat you. Your pond will be gone. Your lily pads will dry up in the sun. Rain will cease to fall down your throat. Your skin will crack in the heat. Only flies will be left to feast on your dead carcass."
“I’ll believe it when I see it”
“You are going to see it soon”
“Then I’ll believe it soon”