ALIENS ARE COMING
Hello. I am here to tell you that aliens are coming some time soon. As long as we wear tinfoil hats and tinfoil cloth we are protected from them, so hurry up and get the tinfoil on!!! Stop!! And get your tinfoil go buy some now. Aliens are coming and my proof is all true. I saw a U.F.O last night. It is coming. The apocalypse is coming. Oh boy. Oh no. It's going to happen any minute. Oh. You want more proof? Okay. I heard that last century an alien or two landed on earth. My great great great grandpa had photo proof. Oh and after he took the photo, his wife died and my great great grandma was only two. It was a war and the aliens are back for more!!! Bye now. I must go buy more tinfoil.
ALIENS ARE COMING PART 2
Hello. I am here to tell you that aliens are coming some time soon. As long as we wear tinfoil hats and tinfoil cloth we are protected from them, so hurry up and get the tinfoil on!!! Stop!! And get your tinfoil go buy some now. Aliens are coming and my proof is all true. I saw a U.F.O last night. It is coming. The apocalypse is coming. Oh boy. Oh no. It's going to happen any minute. Oh. You want more proof? Okay. I heard that last century an alien or two landed on earth. My great great great grandpa had photo proof. Oh and after he took the photo, his wife died and my great great grandma was only two. It was a war and the aliens are back for more!!! Bye now. I must go buy more tinfoil.
ALIENS ARE COMING PART 2