It was a nice summer morning, and John was drinking his coffee until he heard his phone ring. Mark was on the phone. John picks up the phone. “Hello, Mark! What are you doing, calling me so early?”
“It’s crazy, John! A professional robber would like to hire me to rob a museum!” said Mark, thinking John would take it seriously.
Of course, John wasn’t taking it seriously, and he wasn’t having any of it. “Mark, jokes are at noon.”
“It isn’t a joke, someone really hired me to rob a museum.”
“I’ll believe you when my damaged bucket fills up with water, Mark. Let me drink my coffee without interruptions.”
“I can bring you with me and show you. Come on, drive over!”
“Fine,” sighed John. “But if this is a prank, don’t expect me to forgive you this week.” John hangs up.