“I'm poor” All I want to be is famous.
  So one day I felt like writing a song.
Then I emailed it to the radio station.
It ended up becoming the top song in the world
And my wish came true, I became famous
 I was a mystery man. No one knew who I was so I went to publishers
And asked if I could make a concert for myself and they said yes, they were very happy to do that for me
So I did it and it was fun, so I did it every month 
For 5 years straight.