Some people think of me as food, but I have a heart… full of crab. I was created in Japan, I am tiny, tasty, and all-around AWESOME!!! My name is California Roll! I am currently in a man’s fridge, ah!!! I’m being taken away. Wait, you think I’d be used to this because I am inhaled every two days. Gulp. And now I’m some Spicy Tuna. Awwww man. I got wasabi on my rice. And the gingers all over me! Now my seaweed’s all soggy. Yaay. I’m being picked up. That was really quick. Maybe this person will actually eat me with care. Unlike that last man, he was a jerk! Ok, now I’m in her bag. Now that bacon is really close to me. Nooooooooooo. She dropped me, now I’m going in the trash probably. This is going to be a while. Wait for what! I fell out and I have hands and legs! Wow, this is awesome. Huh, so that is what it feels like to walk. Yikes! That person almost stepped on me. Maybe I should hide in the bananas. Ugh! This is hard work. I'm surprised I made it up to the bananas. I wonder, can I eat a banana or will it be too big? Gulp… it was way too big, but at least I got it down. Should I go hop in someone’s bag? Nah, I’ll go to the ice cream section. Yum. Ice cream sounds so good. I should probably get small ice cream. Ugh! I made it up again though. Gulp. Gulp. Gulp. My yummy tummy feels good. That struggle was so worth that cookie dough. Flick. Ok, the lights went out I think that means it’s bedtime… ZZZzzzzzzzzz. Flick. Yawn, what should I have for breakfast? Got it! I’m going to have bacon and eggs. Where are the cookers? Found them! Sizzle. Yum. That was so good. What should I do? Got it. I’m going to go to the deli section of the market! I walk over to the deli and grab some ham and bring it to my cooker. Sizzle. Gulp. Gulp. That was the best ham I’ve ever had. It’s also the only ham I’ve ever had, but it was amazing. I know this sounds weird, but I want sushi… Gulp. OMG best thing I’ve ever eaten! I’ve only eaten… one, two, three… four! Four things. Wow, that was a lot, but I’m too full for now. Flick. And goodnight. Till next time. By Broderick Deeley
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