You know how your eyebrow disappeared in history class? Well, I shaved it off while you were asleep. This is but a taste of what will follow if you don’t stop the stuff you’re doing, like pushing people around, and tripping Jake Lewis everyday before lunch. I’ve typed this letter, so you won’t be able to tell who I am by the handwriting, and, as you may have noticed I did not provide a return address. I have many more things planned, and if your bullying doesn’t stop, you’ll find out what they are soon enough. I do hope you decide to change but I have already planned quite a bit. But then again, if the eyebrow and this letter did convince you to stop bullying people I guess it would just mean that my methods were more effective than I had anticipated.
P.S. If you’re going to change, I’d do it before 10:43 next Wednesday.