I Want To Move To Mars

Sometimes when people
are a pain in the rear
they make me want 
to move away from here

I rack my brain for
a place far away
A place where I
could go and stay

There is one place
beyond the stars
out of this world
way out on Mars

Just imagine how
nice it would be
no one else there
no one but me

The only problem
is how to get there
I'd need a spaceship that
would fly me anywhere

Another problem 
would be one of air
and how to breathe
once I was there 

But if I could 
learn to survive
I imagine that on
Mars I would thrive

I might get lonely
up there on my own
maybe I could bring
all the friends I have known

Now that would be dandy
my friends and I on Mars
just having a good time
up there in the stars