"Mate, this guy just asked me yesterday if I wanted to join his club."
"Woah, what'd ya say?"
"Well obviously I asked him what it was about, you know?"
"Don't tell me it was some kinda cult or somethin' freaky like that."
"Geez no, he said it was a book club."
"Oh yeah? Sounds chill."
"And then I asked him if you could come, cause I thought you would love to go."
"Aww that's sweet."
"But then this jerk is like "No way your friend's got issues"
"WHERE IS HE I'M GONNA WHOOP HIS A**"
"DON'T EVEN WORRY MATE I SMACKED HIM ALL THE WAY TO KANSAS"
"Haha oml, thanks for that"
"No problem mate, anyone that's got beef with you has got beef with me"