Andre Whiteberg

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

What even is nothing?

Is it the absence of matter and energy?

Is nothing even possible?

Hold on, that last line was poorly phrased.

Let my try again:

     You may have noticed on the way in that this island's name, "A Completely Normal Island With No Strange Aspects", is a slight misnomer. In fact, it is a rather large misnomer. Everything about this island is strange.