Fashionably Early

Everyone could make excuses

for when the bears showed up late

to the party

fashionably late

they called it

but when the bears came early

no one

could explain the questions

away.

Science

the earth is changing it's your

fault

the air is warming then and cooling

now

it's not supposed to

but the bears

don't know any better so they

showed up to the party

early.