A Karen, A Firework, and a Police Transcript

"Hello, 991, what's your emergency?"

"Yeah, hi. I think there's somebody trying to break in. They are armed, too."

"Okay, ma'am. Do you have any more information before we dispatch to your location?"

"Yeah, I hear shots. There are also people screaming."

"Okay, ma'am. We'll be there as soon as possible."

"Thank you! Please hurry, they're in the street!"

A few minutes later...

Knock, knock

"Ma'am. There was no threat. It was a few teens using fireworks, outside. They were cheering when they went off."

"What?! Fireworks at this time on this day?!"

"Ma'am, do you know what day it is?"

"Yeah, it's Friday and I want to be able to sleep."

"Ma'am, it's the fourth of July and it's 9 p.m."