World's worst detective

Hi, my name is Lucie. I know, a very popular name. Once I went to a school and there were five other students named Lucie. Three of them were in my class! So it was very confusing, I'm 5 by the way. And everyone says I get distracted easily. I have literally no idea why! I never get distracted, like, I'm so good at staying on task. Like, I could tell you right now how good I am. Omg is that a blue butterfly??? Anyway I'm a detective. I know, I know, you're probably thinking about that thing you did five minutes ago or that time when you copied off someone else's homework. Yup, that's right. Your secrets aren't safe with me being such a good detective. I've cracked like a million cases by now! Yet all my friends say I'm nosy! It's not my fault I tell all their dirty secrets, I'm a detective and I'm supposed to show the world my cracked cases. Right?
Anyway I have to go now, my mum's calling me for supper. About time!

By Gia Contarino, 9, Killington Elementary School, submitted by teacher Allison Gormly