we would life in cupcake sparkle rainbow land,
were unicorns pooped rainbows,
and everybody would carry
silly putty that farted.
The ground would be made of candy canes
and the trees would stretch out
and make jungle gyms and
beavers would rampant.
Santa Claus would be a creepy stalker,
the tooth fairy looks suspiciously like our father and
the easter bunny lives on Easter Island.