May 08

Personality QUiz

I went online looking for easy answers
please computer, tell me who I am!
unleash the secrets of my being,
unlock the hidden vault of my dusty mind!
maybe I’ll take a digital quiz
“This Quiz Will Discover Things About You That Even You Didn’t Know In Just 10 Simple Questions!”
answer some multiple choice questions
to narrow down the options
with each click, I condense my personality
down into a processed package
slapped with a paper label
ready to be shipped out to hungry data miners
who will sell me products that everyone needs
to feel whole
Click! Click! Click! Click!

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William Keeton