:) - Happy

:( - Sad

:/ - Meh

:3 - Cute

:0 - Shocked

:^) - Dude with nose

:'( - Crying

):( - Mad

B) - Cool dude

:$ - Greedy for money

:p - Sticking tongue out

:D - Exited

Canada: Hello US 

US: I'm here to talk.

Canada: Isn't everyone._.

US: I've come with an offer.

Canada: ... *Blinks*

US: Would you like to become the 51st state?

Canada: ... *Blinks*

Canada. The US. We used to be friends, allies. Now, we're enemies. The US wants Canada to become the "51st state." Canada is its own country, and Trump shouldn't take that away from them.