Apples, Bananas, and Chickens

Okay. So I asked my sister for three words to write about, and she said "Apples, bananas, and chickens." Well, this is my story about apples, bananas, and chickens. (Please imagine this is written by a kindergartener telling their parents what to write!)

 

I sat in class bubbling with excitement. This was my first day of kindergarten! How could I not be excited?! I was going to learn the ALPHABET!!!! 

"Okay class, my name is Ms. Daisy. Today we will be starting with the first three letters in the alphabet. Does anyone know what they are?" 

"B, o and b!!" shouted Bob. Bob is my bestest ever friend forever and ever!! We just met two minutes ago, so obviously this was meant to be. :)

"I'm sorry Bob, that is incorrect. Anyone else?" Ms. Daisy said. Oh silly silly Bob.

"MISS! MISS! I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!" I said

"Yes Emry?" said Ms. Daisy.

"A....uhhhh... b.... annnnd...uhhhh...c! Yeah! That's right! My mommy told me that!" I proudly stated. 

So then, Ms. Daisy said, "Yes indeed! Class did you hear that? The first three letters of the alphabet are a, b, and c!"

Bob then said,"MIIIIISSSSSDAIISSSSSYYYYYYY! Guess what!?"

Then Ms. Daisy said, "What Bob?"

Then Bob, being so funny said, "CHICKEN BUTT!"

"Very funny," said Ms. Daisy but she didn't actually think it was funny because she sighed and had an upside down smile. "But you do bring up a good point. Bob, what are three words that start with a, b, and c?"

"OOOH OOOH OOOH! I KNOW I KNOW! APPLES, BANANAS, AND CHICKENS!!!" yelled Bob. 

Well, after that, Ms. Daisy just nodded, and moved on to how to write the letters, and then, I just kept thinking about apples, bananas, and chickens all day, so then when I got home, I had apples and bananas for a snack, and after that, I ate eggs for dinner which obviously come from chickens, and then I brushed my teeth, and then I went to bed, and while I was sleeping, I had this really funny dream where there umm there was an apple that was singing, and its bestest ever friend was a banana named Bob the Banana, and they were having such a good time, and then a BIG CHICKEN came and started dancing to their song, and then they were having such a good time, and then I woke up, and that is why I want to own a farm when I grow up that just has apples, bananas, and chickens! Okay, Mommy and Daddy, I want to show that to Ms. Daisy tomorrow. WAIT! Daddy don't write that! Uggghhhh! Well, whatever. I don't think Ms. Daisy will care. She loves me! She is the best teacher ever!

EliBella

VT

14 years old

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