You have to stop solving your problems with dogs
Labradors when the Subarus break
Poodles for visiting family
Bloodhounds for demotions
Irish Water Spaniels when the grandkids move out
A blind, deaf, toothless arthritic mutt that only has one leg
Whenever "marriage counseling" is mentioned
It's been 50 years and 47 dogs
The Humane Society sends you personalized Christmas cards
You go through eight bags of kibble and nine bottles of wine a week
You have to stop solving your problems with dogs
(ED Note: This poem was featured in the Vermont Symphony Orchestra's winter 2022 concert series!)
Labradors when the Subarus break
Poodles for visiting family
Bloodhounds for demotions
Irish Water Spaniels when the grandkids move out
A blind, deaf, toothless arthritic mutt that only has one leg
Whenever "marriage counseling" is mentioned
It's been 50 years and 47 dogs
The Humane Society sends you personalized Christmas cards
You go through eight bags of kibble and nine bottles of wine a week
You have to stop solving your problems with dogs
(ED Note: This poem was featured in the Vermont Symphony Orchestra's winter 2022 concert series!)
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