I Would Hate Me Too

I would hate me too

I would hate the way

I talk a lot

When I’m with people

Who I like

I would hate my constant

Chattering

So much

That I’d leave me me on read too

I would hate the way

I can’t get simple things

Why can’t I understand it

It’s so annoying

I would hate stupid my questions

So much

That I would look at me like I’m stupid too

I would hate the way

I laugh to loudly

At ridiculous things

But then can’t get a joke

I would hate my humor

So much

That I’d start laughing at me too

I would hate the way

I make this my whole personality

Get obsessed

And go on and on

I would be done hearing me talk about it

So much

That I’d start telling me to shut up too

I would hate me too

I would hate my voice

And my questions

I would hate my laugh

And my obsessions

I would hate all the parts of me

That I too

Would wish we were never friends

And start leaving

If I were you

I would tell you to get away

Before you can hate me

As much as others do

As much as I would hate myself