I´m afraid the world is closed

Hello, I'd like  to sign up to the world.
I'm sorry the world is closed temporarily.
You see there is a problem in the connection to the world.
I think it might have glitched to a holt.
Maybe it's a virus.
Oh yes that's what it is.
A virus the um let me see.
Ah ha it's the Coronavirus.
It should be over soon.
Come back well let me see in a couple years.
the world should be open then.
Thank you but I need access to the world now!
Why?
Well I um. You know that is the question.
Yes, yes it is.
Well I will come back in a couple years thank you.
Of course.