Oh Brother

Ode to my brother 

Oh brother 

You always seem to annoy me 

You make me want to jump into the sea

You should take me on a shopping spree

That would cure my hate for thee

A shopping spree would set me free

Please let me be

Oh brother

Why do act like this,

Always giving me no bliss 

I’m just your sis

When I’m with you I want to hiss

Oh brother, 

You are not very funny

When you’re near it’s not sunny

You’re weird just like a bunny

You’re sour and mean unlike honey 

That’s all I’ll say

At least for today

I guess you’re okay

I quess I love you anyway

Your beloved sister,

Cecilia 

P.S. You still owe me five dollars.