A Penguins Inaugural Speech

Hello my fellow penguins,

Today we gather here because I have been elected squakedent. For all you humans here, you would call me your president. Even though I am not yet officially squakedent yet, we must go over some rules. 

1.When it is cold out I will always get to be in the middle. 
2.When I am hungry I will send out random penguins to get me food. If you don’t satisfy me with me food then something bad shall happen. 
3.If penguins come back with food and I am hungry I have every right to take their food. 
4.If we are attacked by other animals and need to evacuate I shall be the first one to get the tunnels. 
5.I shall be treated with the upmost respect like a king.

        Now that we have gone over those rules I am satisfied.  It is time to move on to my next matter. In my campaign I told everyone that I would fairly settle the fight over the Snest (for humans the West) part of the Arctic. Here is my solution: No one gets it but me. I will have that land all to myself and no one else shall have it. This way, no one shall fight over it
 
          I thank you for listening to me. I hope I didn’t gabble on too much. I will make a great president. 

        By the way, I didn’t mean that last part. I was just saying it to be polite. Now that this is over, can someone get me some fish? I’m ravenous. Of course I only want the finest fish you have you stubborn penguin! 
 

slothinator

VT

14 years old

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