I, the famous spelunker, Arkansas Anthony, am currently in the deep, deep, dark, looking for the famous pill of wishes!
Legend has it, eating that pill grants three of your wishes, but no one has ever been able to find it. But… no one is me, either! Just then, my very stylish boot slips on fake ground! While plummeting, I pull out my mattress underneath me just as I hit!
I dust myself off, curse a few times, and start wading through the ominously lit torches. When they stop I see a mantle holding something very small. Elated, I race toward the pill and pop it in my mouth.
I hear a voice in the shadows annoyingly ominous going on about how I have three days to make my wishes, else I will be trapped here forever. I bind my excitement and start thinking.
Okay, I think to the voice, I have my first wish. If people cared more about everyone else, including animals and our environment, wars wouldn’t happen, nor global warming, or animal cruelty. We might become vegetarian, but that wouldn’t be so bad, would it? And there would be no crime! Think about that, no murders, theft’s, nothing! Anyone who needed something could just ask for help and an assist would be instant! I feel a kind of whooshing sound in my ears and that voice again , “One down, two to go.”
Okey Dokey, 2 more to go! What if… everyone, I mean everyone was immeasurably rich! But… the cost of things has to stay the same. ‘Cause like… people might raise the price of everything to get rich—er.
I feel that weird voicey thingy in my head, being like… One more to go, Arkan.
Oh my gosh, am I dreaming right now, cause like… I can see this freaking GENIE coming out of the shadows!!! Ok ok, Arkansas, focus!
So…like, all of our problems went poof into a cloud of steam… So now what???
Maybe something for myself???
Ok genie (new breed), I want a huge (I mean, like 15 feet long and 400 pounds huge ) dog tri colored orange, white, and golden, with medium protectiveness and most important… I want it IMMORTAL!!! That way it can be passed down the ages of my familia as a protector and snuggle wuggle! (Also a new breed)
TEN YEARS LATER…
I’m at home playing with my cute dog, Zelda, when the bell tolls for our broccoli and eggs. I race Zelda to the door but get there a whole like 10 seconds after her.
Breathless, I walk to our dining hall and sit down on my velvet chair with my brothers, sisters, and of course, Zelda.
Our Crystal chandelier drapes a blanket of warmth and light over the room, casting shadows that dance along the flower filled wall.I love the taste of scrambled eggs, how the taste of it explodes in my mouth and how Martha, our chicken is lying in her luxurious hay sound asleep.
Legend has it, eating that pill grants three of your wishes, but no one has ever been able to find it. But… no one is me, either! Just then, my very stylish boot slips on fake ground! While plummeting, I pull out my mattress underneath me just as I hit!
I dust myself off, curse a few times, and start wading through the ominously lit torches. When they stop I see a mantle holding something very small. Elated, I race toward the pill and pop it in my mouth.
I hear a voice in the shadows annoyingly ominous going on about how I have three days to make my wishes, else I will be trapped here forever. I bind my excitement and start thinking.
Okay, I think to the voice, I have my first wish. If people cared more about everyone else, including animals and our environment, wars wouldn’t happen, nor global warming, or animal cruelty. We might become vegetarian, but that wouldn’t be so bad, would it? And there would be no crime! Think about that, no murders, theft’s, nothing! Anyone who needed something could just ask for help and an assist would be instant! I feel a kind of whooshing sound in my ears and that voice again , “One down, two to go.”
Okey Dokey, 2 more to go! What if… everyone, I mean everyone was immeasurably rich! But… the cost of things has to stay the same. ‘Cause like… people might raise the price of everything to get rich—er.
I feel that weird voicey thingy in my head, being like… One more to go, Arkan.
Oh my gosh, am I dreaming right now, cause like… I can see this freaking GENIE coming out of the shadows!!! Ok ok, Arkansas, focus!
So…like, all of our problems went poof into a cloud of steam… So now what???
Maybe something for myself???
Ok genie (new breed), I want a huge (I mean, like 15 feet long and 400 pounds huge ) dog tri colored orange, white, and golden, with medium protectiveness and most important… I want it IMMORTAL!!! That way it can be passed down the ages of my familia as a protector and snuggle wuggle! (Also a new breed)
TEN YEARS LATER…
I’m at home playing with my cute dog, Zelda, when the bell tolls for our broccoli and eggs. I race Zelda to the door but get there a whole like 10 seconds after her.
Breathless, I walk to our dining hall and sit down on my velvet chair with my brothers, sisters, and of course, Zelda.
Our Crystal chandelier drapes a blanket of warmth and light over the room, casting shadows that dance along the flower filled wall.I love the taste of scrambled eggs, how the taste of it explodes in my mouth and how Martha, our chicken is lying in her luxurious hay sound asleep.
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