Once there was a house
It was big and green
I thought I saw a mouse
I’m not seventeen

The house was grand
It stood quite tall
You’d understand
The great big fall

The tale with the mansion
Started with a boy
He had an expansion
Of his favorite toy

So he went to fly it
On the big roof
He had a fit
And he went ooof!

And he slipped off the place
He was flying down
Just like in space
Traveling speed of sound


Down went the boy
He was sadly dead
Helen of troy
His name was Fred