Lindsay's Day Take One

She wakes up and jumps out of bed.
Eats eggs and bacon covered in red.
The next thing she knows,
she has monsters to teach. And 
when she drives, she skims real close
to a car covered in bleach.
Then she remembers, she forgot her lunch
and drove back in a rush.
Swerving and speeding,
Curving and beeping, are all in
Lindsay's day.

Lindsay's Day Take Two

"Okay", she said. 
"Today I'm more experienced."
So no more weird expirements.
I drove to school,
remembered my lunch.
jumped in the pool without a hunch.
Life went smoothly with out a doubt,
until the time we learned about trout.
We watched one suffer,
red and Orange bluffers.
And then it died. And I threw up.
I might've cried, if I didn't blow up.

So now I'm thinking, 
these kids are bad luck.
'Cause thats my day, take 2.