It was one of those middle-of-the-night texts when an official phone alert wakes you up from a deep sleep. It says, "We are under attack. Lock your doors and bar your windows." Hundreds of random numbers are sending, "Let me in." The planet Earth is under attack by pencil sharpeners. A dumb teacher created them and now they are attacking the world. They are shoving people in the sharpener and shredding them into pieces and then taking people’s phones and texting them, “Let me in!”, so they can sharpen them into flaming, hot pieces. It shreds the people and torches them after they are shredded. Some of them do this because they are electric and some do not because they are just hand-held pencil sharpeners.