I’ve always wanted to dye my hair green. I know it sounds weird, but I’ve always thought that green was my color. Today, I went and bought green hair dye and quickly ran home to put it on. I firmly shook the bottle and opened it. I sprayed it on my head and made sure it was totally covering my thick, brown hair. I really liked the green color because it was the shade of grass on a sunny, spring day. I ran my hand through my hair to see if it was dry. Not yet. The wet dye created a crusty, green film on my hand. I looked in the mirror again, then looked down at my hand. Leaves were starting to grow out of my hand! I grabbed the bottle with my other hand as the green was starting to quickly spread up my arm, turning it into a branch. I looked at the ingredients very closely, and it said, it said… too late, I was a tree.