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A Karen, A Firework, and a Police Transcript
"Hello, 991, what's your emergency?"
"Yeah, hi. I think there's somebody trying to break in. They are armed, too."
"Okay, ma'am. Do you have any more information before we dispatch to your location?"
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I Can Be Serious
Sometimes I am funny
sometimes I can rhyme
sometimes people don't take me as
serious all the time
But let me reassure you
I can be that, too
if you just watched and listened
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A Guide to Poems
To create a poem
You need a reason, a rhyme
Something that's on your mind
You also should take your time
It doesn't have to rhyme
Just like this stanza
A poem can be all sizes
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I Don't Have Any Original Ideas
I don't know what to write
Maybe about my favorite song
But I've already told people about it too much
And that might get pretty long
I like to rhyme
So maybe that would be bliss
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My Sister is Better Than me
My sister made me make this
about how she's better than me
she has way more subscribers
you just have to see
She is in fact better
she is very right
she reminds me of her superiority
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Making a New Account
I signed up for this website
I asked my mom if it was okay
For my account to be accepted
For the email, I waited a day