Funny is a crutch that I lean on
a masquerade mask that I put on
to hide from the world
'till my lies are unfurled
and it's clear that it's all just a con.
Funny is a crutch that I lean on
a masquerade mask that I put on
to hide from the world
'till my lies are unfurled
and it's clear that it's all just a con.
There's a party in the penthouse
where people come and go
admission is free and based on nothing
and if you go once, you'll never truly leave.
It's not hard to get in, but you won't be invited
Listen to my tale of woe
from the olden days
Sir Jack, he was a nobleman
who worked in all the trades.
The Queens, they all adored him
for he never missed croquet
the Kings called him for gin and rum
Half a turkey burger
add cheese
I want salad and fries
plus ketchup
and a cup of buttered noodles
because why should I have to choose
are you writing this down?
A drink, yes
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